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Ugly
01:32
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I've been thinking about myself and why I'm so alone
It just maybe the fact that I never leave my home
I'm so sick of trying to be the nice guy
I'm always the loser that's left hung out to dry
I'd probably get a date if I weren't so ugly
But I'm also a geek, is that hard to believe?
I'm so ugly
Why can't you see that girls just want nothing with me
They run away and look at me like I'm covered in fleas
I think what girls want is nothing short of a man
Maybe this is the only thing that I'll never understand
Maybe the single life is for me, really, I don't know
But I've got nothing to hide and nothing to show
Maybe the single life is for me, really, I can't say
But I've got nothing to do for the rest of the day
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2. |
Not Impressed
01:36
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Take my money, talk your shit,
don't worry about this
I've been taking shit going on 23 years now
so stop running your mouth
That's a nice guitar your parents bought you
And now you're driving in their van
I'm getting sick of all your bullshit
And you're talking louder than my band
I'm not impressed with your moves
I'm getting depressed listening to your band
Your mouth's been open for way too long
and I don't know how much more I can stand
Take my money, talk your shit
don't worry about this
I've been talking shit going on 23 years now
so shut your fucking mouth
That's a nice drum set your parents bought you
Clear green just like your singer's eyes
We get it you really like the misfits
and Helmet should have opened for you guys
I'm not impressed with your moves
I'm getting depressed listening to your band
Your mouth's been open for way too long
and I don't know how much more I can stand
Take my advice and don't come back
You're not welcome around here
Go pay to play somewhere else
You'll make it really big next year
Take my money, talk your shit
Don't worry about this
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I Won't Try
01:37
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4. |
Work's For Suckers
01:51
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I go to bed when I want
I sleep in quite a lot
I sometimes wake up at 2pm
I never have to watch the hours
I don't always need to shower
I shave when I feel like it
I don't work a shitty job
I don't have a shitty boss
I simply don't want to deal with it
So I hang around all day
Doing nothing, feeling great
It's something that I'm never going to quit
I never have to commute
I never have things to compute
Responsibility is something I don't need
If I'm tired I take a nap
There are no numbers to recap
On sales or figures from last week
I don't work a shitty job
I don't have a shitty boss
I simply don't want to deal with it
So I hang around all day
Doing nothing, feeling great
It's something that I'm never going to quit
I'm never going to quit
Works for suckers, I never want to have a job again
Works for suckers, I'm glad to say that I'm not one of them
Works for suckers, I neverwant to have a job again
Works for suckers, I'm glad to say that I'm not one of them
I'm not one of them
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You Suck
01:09
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You walk confidently running your mouth
You never know what you're talking about
Over and over, you dork's are wasting space
I have no choice, I'm gonna smash your face
I'm getting sick of you pussies
A spine's what you lack
I'm sick of you pussies
You suck 'cause you talk behind my back
You suck
You think you're the shit, but your band's not that great
You're getting close to sealing your fate
Over and over, you dork's are wasting space
I have no choice, I'm gonna smash your face
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