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Self Titled

by Haverchucks

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    Here you have it folks... the long awaited self titled 7" by none other than than yours truly, The Haverchucks! This fantastic 5 song 7" record can now be yours on not one, not two, but THREE different colors of vinyl if you so choose! Masterfully brought to the vinyl-medium by the top notch work of Lucky Lacquers and EKS Manufacturing, this record will sound great coming through your home stereo. Factor in the full-color front and back jacket (with a great layout by Alessandro Gruber), a poly sleeve to protect the whole package, and a FREE DIGITAL DOWNLOAD right here on Bandcamp and you have one of the best deals to hit the internet in years!

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1.
Ugly 01:32
I've been thinking about myself and why I'm so alone It just maybe the fact that I never leave my home I'm so sick of trying to be the nice guy I'm always the loser that's left hung out to dry I'd probably get a date if I weren't so ugly But I'm also a geek, is that hard to believe? I'm so ugly Why can't you see that girls just want nothing with me They run away and look at me like I'm covered in fleas I think what girls want is nothing short of a man Maybe this is the only thing that I'll never understand Maybe the single life is for me, really, I don't know But I've got nothing to hide and nothing to show Maybe the single life is for me, really, I can't say But I've got nothing to do for the rest of the day
2.
Take my money, talk your shit, don't worry about this I've been taking shit going on 23 years now so stop running your mouth That's a nice guitar your parents bought you And now you're driving in their van I'm getting sick of all your bullshit And you're talking louder than my band I'm not impressed with your moves I'm getting depressed listening to your band Your mouth's been open for way too long and I don't know how much more I can stand Take my money, talk your shit don't worry about this I've been talking shit going on 23 years now so shut your fucking mouth That's a nice drum set your parents bought you Clear green just like your singer's eyes We get it you really like the misfits and Helmet should have opened for you guys I'm not impressed with your moves I'm getting depressed listening to your band Your mouth's been open for way too long and I don't know how much more I can stand Take my advice and don't come back You're not welcome around here Go pay to play somewhere else You'll make it really big next year Take my money, talk your shit Don't worry about this
3.
I Won't Try 01:37
4.
I go to bed when I want I sleep in quite a lot I sometimes wake up at 2pm I never have to watch the hours I don't always need to shower I shave when I feel like it I don't work a shitty job I don't have a shitty boss I simply don't want to deal with it So I hang around all day Doing nothing, feeling great It's something that I'm never going to quit I never have to commute I never have things to compute Responsibility is something I don't need If I'm tired I take a nap There are no numbers to recap On sales or figures from last week I don't work a shitty job I don't have a shitty boss I simply don't want to deal with it So I hang around all day Doing nothing, feeling great It's something that I'm never going to quit I'm never going to quit Works for suckers, I never want to have a job again Works for suckers, I'm glad to say that I'm not one of them Works for suckers, I neverwant to have a job again Works for suckers, I'm glad to say that I'm not one of them I'm not one of them
5.
You Suck 01:09
You walk confidently running your mouth You never know what you're talking about Over and over, you dork's are wasting space I have no choice, I'm gonna smash your face I'm getting sick of you pussies A spine's what you lack I'm sick of you pussies You suck 'cause you talk behind my back You suck You think you're the shit, but your band's not that great You're getting close to sealing your fate Over and over, you dork's are wasting space I have no choice, I'm gonna smash your face

about

1. Ugly
2. Not Impressed
3. Try
4. Work's For Suckers
5. You Suck

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released November 19, 2013

Tracked and mixed at No Control Studios, Richmond VA by Robert Cheeseman.

Mastered by Bill Henderson at Azimuth Mastering.

Cover Artwork by Alessandro Gruber.



PRESSING INFO:

100 Cassettes with Blue Artwork on Hosehead Records

7":
- 5 Test Presses
- 116 Black Vinyl
- 165 Yellow Vinyl
- 269 Red Vinyl

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